In the latest episode of geeky parenting, I managed to absolutely destroy my bad knee. How, you ask?
...Because I was pretending I was a velociraptor while chasing my daughter through the house during our "game" of Jurassic Park.
Clearly, I am a little too enthusiastic about role playing dinosaurs, because there I was doing my running stomp down the hallway while shrieking and getting my velociraptor on, when suddenly "pop!". There goes my knee.
If that wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury I'm fairly sure my doctor is genuinely considering the benefits of locking me away in a padded cell for the rest of eternity.
On the bright side, at least it didn't hurt as much as the time I managed to throw a bowling ball at it... my own bowling ball. (Work out the geometry of that one!). Clumsiness thy name is Rebecca.
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