geek gal

geek gal

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

When maths meets marketing



When most people work out a business or marketing plan, I'm sure they brainstorm then methodically work out the best ways to get what they want for the lowest cost possible.  The difference between myself and those people is that I have a fondness for reducing every possible thing to pure math.  I suck at business, I suck even more at marketing.  And I've spent the last four months working out how I can outsource both, or at least make it less painful for me to tackle on my own.  And then today it hit me:

Reduce it to a basic mathematical formula.

So I did:

























Believe it or not, that is a marketing plan; one which (when implemented) is going to generate me massive amounts of website traffic and hopefully sales.

To paraphrase xkcd: Math! It works, b*tches!

As for what it says...well, if I tell you that then I'll have to exterminate you <--to be said in Dalek voice ;)

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